Thursday, August 26, 2010
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i love joke, any kind will do. i found some new joke on the web to share with you all. here it go..

1)A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany”. The others ask, “How do you know”, the German says, “Cuz’ it’s so cold”. Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia”, the others ask “How do you know”, he replies “Cuz’ it’s so warm”. Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says ” We are in Mexico”, the others ask “How do you know”, he says ” Cuz’ my watch in gone”.

2)A conductor once lost his temper and threw this baton straight at his violinist, killing him straight away.
The judge sentenced him to death on an electric chair.
A miracle happened and he did not die. Soon after, he killed his pianist too. He was sent to the chair again. He survived yet again. The judge hereby concluded the verdict- He is a bad conductor..

3)A couple was at the beach. They are talking about jokes. A moment later ,they drowned ….because the sea laugh (da hai xiao) and results into a tsunami

4)There were three men that was about to be executed…
so the first man no1 went first
‘Ready aim…’ and the man no 1 says ‘tornado! tornado!’, everyone looks around and man no1 ran and got away.
So next its man no2
‘Ready aim…’ and man no 2 says ‘earthquake, earthquake’, everyone looks around and man no2 runs and gets away.
Man no3 thought that ‘wow, thats a good idea’ and he thought he caught on the idea…..
So next man no3
‘Ready aim…’ and man no3 says ‘FIRE’
Then he die.. Cause the person fire his bullet on man no3

5)A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked.
The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet?”

6)A:你搅拌咖啡的时候用右手还是左手
B:右手
A:哦,你好厉害哦,都不会怕烫,像我都用汤匙的

7)Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, “I’m going to find my gang to hantam you!”
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, “Don’t think just because you perm your hair, we can’t recognize you, okay!”

8) what do you call a deer that is blind? “No idea!” (No-eye Deer)
9) what do you call a crippled prawn? “LAME SIA!”
10) What batman say when he fall down? “PAIN-FUL-XIA!”